Sweary Mommy is the poor man’s Scary Mommy – salty as fuck, fun, and geared toward millennial parents, teachers, and caregivers. So give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to pee free – of small children who insist on being in the goddamn bathroom with us.
If you say “fiddle dee dee” when you step on a LEGO, this is not the place for you.
